Michael Phelps is the new Chuck Norris
My wife and I have been laughing our behinds off at the Phelps “perfect human specimen” spots that NBC has been airing this past week. They talk about his (completely mutant) physique as if his mother decided that that is what he was going to look like. So when my wife ran across a similar account in Gawker this morning, she had to point it out to me. I took a quick look, and while the article itself isn’t particularly interesting, the comments are hilarious. A few of them are simply old Chuck Norris jokes rehashed, but there are a bunch of new ones in a similar vein. Including: “Michael Phelps is the new Chuck Norris… and Chuck Norris is OK with that.”
Oh my word. I just discovered that the comments go on. For pages.
He. What a nice start to my morning.
Jen’s sister Kate said that the Chinese media has been calling him the American Super Fish. That’s such a great story, I don’t want to look it up to see if it’s true or not. I just go spreading it around. =)
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