Ball Thieves!
I love the treehouse animal shelter. I occasionally give them some money. In return they send me tons of junk mail telling me what they are up to. One thing they are particularly proud of is their trap-neuter-return program. This is a way of containing the feral cat population and keeping it reasonably healthy. Pretty cool over all, but my lovely wife just pointed out that it would be disconcerting to wake up woozy after being kidnapped, wondering where your balls got to. Now all I can think of are BALL THIEVES!
Of course this is not an urban legend! Beware the ball thieves! Man, I’m never going as a cat for Halloween again.
August 9th, 2007 at 09:34
I’m not too happy about the Trap Neuter Release programs. These feral cats prey in wildlife. They are the number one contributor to declining bird populations worldwide. Advocates say removing the cats is inneffective because new cats simply take their place. They argue that having a non breeding population prevents more feral cats. Sounds like baloney to me. I talked to them and they were psycho, definately believe cats have the right to live wild, and definately would not acknowledge the rights of native wildlife. I hope wildlife advocates are able to win the campaign against feral cats and put an end to this TNR horror.