It Stalks In Darkness
I love my wife’s hedgehog. She is cute. She walks at night. She eats things.
So one of my friends (not naming names) is scared of Stella. He is scared that she will jump up and rip out his jugular. I find that funny because she is so little. I had some chicken on my hand from dinner and put my finger in front of her nose. She sniffed at it and went for it. I thought it was funny because she has such a small mouth. All she can fit in her mouth is a little meal worm. OR SO I THOUGHT! So we were sitting there having a nice dinner with our hedgehog, when it was decided that she needed some chicken, since she clearly wanted it. So I handed her a rather large piece of chicken. The piece was so large that it was bigger than her head. She fit the whole thing in her mouth. It was terrifying. I can not actually do it justice with words, and am afraid that I didn’t have my camera handy. Her mouth go so big that you could see the insides of her cheeks as she forced the whole piece in. She has learned that she can eat people. I think she can fit a whole small person in her mouth. Now I fear.
April 28th, 2005 at 02:43
I also think she shoots quills with deadly precision.
April 28th, 2005 at 21:51
I think I heard that somewhere.
April 29th, 2005 at 10:10
*grin*
May 14th, 2005 at 11:30
And the legs. The legs are scary, too.