10/31/2004

Van Helsing

Filed under: — Moonglum @ 23:16

Just saw Van Helsing. It gets four Beckets. Stinky but good. It was a combination of every movie ever made. The monster movies of course, but then also Lord of the Rings, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (complete with orc umpa lumpas), Interview with a Vampire, Brazil, X-Men, the Book Frankenstein (as opposed to the movie), James Bond (with Q as Bond’s sidekick), Batman, Aliens, and Star Wars, among others.

And all harems with three wives should have a blonde a brunette and a redhead.

Happy Halloween!

3 Responses to “Van Helsing”

  1. Michael Hannemann says:

    Now, that’s a rating I approve of. I think “Evolution” only got two Beckets, as I recall, while “Zoolander” got the full four. And orcish oompa-loompas sound too good to pass up.

  2. Marty says:

    Wish I could have made it, but I got back too late in the day to go.

  3. Moonglum says:

    Hmm, I might have to change my rating on this then. Not as good as Zoolander, though that might just be because it was a different crowd. Though I did get the great moment of “shh. you are going to ruin the movie!” OK, becket ratings that I know of, four: Zoolander and Hell Boy, Three: Van Helsing and Two: evolution.

    And Marty, no prob, most people couldn’t make it since it was late notice.

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